I thought Zelda was a dragon, not a bird

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ohh is that supposed to be zelda? all i see is a big ostrich.

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Omg, wtf is up with Link’s arse? Is that some ‘improved’ horse saddle invented by Mr. Garrison from South Park or what is that shit?

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Imagine you’re riding up a steep hill, and you’ve already been working super hard, and you’re sweating and you’re tired. What do you do when you’re tired? You want to rest. You go to sit down it pushes you right back up into your workout.

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Love the saddle worn pants revealing some crack. It’s the details that matter, really.

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That’s for wind resistance. It’s not a penis; it’s a fist.

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The Gang Solves Hyrule’s Political Crisis

Also, is that shaved Charlie as Navi? My casting would be Dennis as Link, Charlie as Ganondorf, and Mac as the fairy, for obvious reasons that the gang makes immediately clear, but all the other roles are the same. Frank would, of course, play all of the other roles as well.

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I would do Charlie as Link, The Waitress as Zelda, Dennis as Ganondorf, Artemis as the Great Fairies, Frank as the Gorons and various other goons and goblins. The McPoyles would have to run lon lon ranch, cricket would be a redead, Jack would be a dead hand and I guess dee would be the cuccos or a rito or something.

Charlie’s musicality and childlike innocence makes him the only link that makes sense to me.

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This is my favorite with Navi Mac. Dee can be Kaepora Gaebora.

If you have Mac as Navi in your fan casting, I totally abandon mine because this is so much better than mine.

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Oh yeah he’s definitely navi

Dee would be Epona

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Like as a chocobo skin?

You’re right, not bird enough. Maybe Kaepora Gaebora?

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I could see it, he just seemed too dignified for her

Sorry, these chuckleheads ain’t getting their hands on a real horse.

But Peter Nincompoop…

Good point. He was white though?

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