Tell me you didn’t read the post before commenting without telling me

https://poki.com/

https://developers.poki.com/

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https://crazygames.com/

https://developer.crazygames.com/

Um, i don’t see a photo in this comment

In fact demand for GPUs manufactured by you in your garage has just gone from outpacing supply by another 100% because i too would be interested in your personally made microchips. They must be very small batch and artisanal!

Great write up! There were a small number of items in the descriptions that I didn’t know what they were, for example RNG and Eurojank

All the kids i know either have hand-me-down phones or new phones that’re at most mid-range or multiple generations old. I.E. the large majority of kids aren’t using 900 dollar phones

He probably enjoys working. Lots of people like to feel like they’re making things happen

Weird how these kind of giant mistakes can be released. Is there no testing being done before release?

iirc some GPUs have dedicated upscaling cores, so theoretically in that scenario there should be little/no hit to performance when doing upscaling

Maybe the game is figuring out HOW to send him messages and assistance. Like the princess is trapped in a room full of stuff and she has to figure out that she has to grab a tapestry off the wall and charcoal ash from the fireplace so she can write a big message on the tapestry saying "“I’M IN HERE” and then hang it out the window so the knight can find which room she’s in.

And another puzzle could be that she has to figure out how to get a key to the knight who is unable to get past a locked gate in a hallway, so the princess has to find the key, and then she has to figure out that she has to tie it to the waist of a guard who walks around the hallways so that the knight can grab the key off the guard.

Another puzzle could be something with figuring out you have to do something with a rat that scurries between areas.

Another could be doing something with a bird that flies somewhere and does something helpful

Another could be using the toilet tube to drop out a map to the knight waiting below (castle toilets were just a hole in the wall)

Another could be freeing a monster from another cell so the monster will kill all the warriors waiting in the hallway before the knights arrival

Another could be talking to the person who delivers her meals to convince/trick him into doing something outside like drawing an arrow on a hallway wall so the knight knows which way he should go

Etc.

And importantly you can have the story lead to her being in different locations so that the game environment can change to keep it fresh. Like as the knight starts to get close to her location the bad guys will move the princess to a more secure cell (with a wink message to the player audience referencing mario “the princess is in another castle”). And the game can actually start with her trapped in a wing of her home castle with her dad (the king) trying to keep her chaste away from interaction with any men. So she can be trapped in multiple different places throughout the game as the player advances through the game

Whose exact quote do you think you’re quoting? Every time i hear this phrase it’s always said the way OP said it, never the way you said it. Also please try to talk to people in a less pissy way

If you make a game that requires mouse control, then you can’t play it when you’re away from a desk.

But-

If you make a game that works well with either joycon or mouse, then no one will use the mouse.

Doesn’t matter. It should be opt in, not secretly installing itself on your device automatically

I don’t understand why this needs hardware. Existing devices can already do this

I wonder why restoring from a backup isn’t working?

There are Lemmy communities for “retro gaming” or something like that which he might enjoy

I have no idea if this app works but here’s something i found for you

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.samiadom.Shutdown

The new Intel video cards are very good and have great bang for buck

https://itc.ua/en/news/intel-arc-b580-b570-graphics-cards-are-faster-than-nvidia-rtx-4060-ti-company-announces-release-date-asrock-reveals-specifications/

What’s TAA?

I rightly celebrate when evil is destroyed. That ceo killed a huge number of innocent people just so he could make himself even ultra wealthier. That’s true evil. The shooter is an absolute hero.

In a better world the serial killer ceo would go to trial and be jailed for the rest of his life. But in the world we actually live in, the ceo would have faced zero consequences for his evil acts, and he would’ve continued living a life of ultra wealth while he continued murdering thousands more innocent people. So in lieu of legal consequences, shooting him is the most good thing that anyone could’ve done.

https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/unitedhealthcare-brian-thompson-death-12-04-24/index.html

I’ve never EVER encountered a predictive system that is more of a help than a hindrance