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The smaller (now regular) 360 controller killed those black and white buttons.


Seems like a double standard for Xbox to be mocked for branding a handheld when Nintendo does this repeatedly. What’s the difference?


I’ve never finished FF7 because there is a snowboarding mini game that gave me SSX vibes so good I put like 15 hours into it and then stopped playing FF7. No idea what happens in the story but man that Bits and Chitz style mega arcade was fun.


If you’re going to dismiss the criticism of BL3 or the Presequel then yeah, it makes you don’t get the hate.


Adult games give emotional support these days. Not all, but many understand and respect the player to a degree not normally found in games. And because all the right wing puritans aren’t playing those games, no one is complaining about other hot button topics like gender, equality, etc.


They seem used to current gigabyte memory values without knowing historically RAM was Kb and, in the 70s, it wasn’t cheap.


Atari CEO Wade Rosen says

“But when we were looking at doing it, we said, ‘If we’re gonna do it, we have to do it right.’ […] Let’s find a dev team that can absolutely crush it.”

Just once, can we see what the absolutely wrong dev team can do? Let’s give this to the Microsoft Excel team. Or maybe OpenAI. Let’s see something special.


I can’t understand the nonsensical generational naming scheme on XBox so I just avoid getting one because I don’t want to get a previous generation. And my scattered brain keeps forgetting the info I look up because it’s inconsequential to actual living in these wild times.



Fuckers are just propagating the fury without providing a fix. Are the censored games back or not? Because right now they aren’t. Put them back and make Mastercard do something about it now that they have staged their position. Collective Shout is playing both sides.


Civ 3? Outside of introducing strategic resources, it is difficult to think of what innovation Civ3 brought to the franchise. Civ 2? Absolutely. Civ 4? I can totally see it. What makes Civ 3 stand out?

If anything, Civ1 should be the milestone for creating a genre.



The only Romero Games game I own is Empire of Sin. It was released in 2020 and abandoned after a year. The game is fully released but has missing features like an early access game with unbalanced gameplay and completely superficial coverage of the material.

If Romero Games died tomorrow it would not be a bad thing.


Of course it does, the install base dwarfs PlayStation. Go where the money is to find money. Business is not that hard.


Outsourcing is such a pre-AI mentality. Why have foreign loose ends that don’t speak the language well and give off amateurish vibes when a few computers and some AI credits will do it faster, better, and cheaper?


“What a save!”

I can think of a few things RL has that can’t be found in Rematch. Yet.


Co-CEO Mark Gerhard had hit the headlines ahead of MindsEye’s launch for claiming there was a “concerted effort” by some to “trash the game and the studio,” suggesting people were being paid or using spam bots to post negative comments.

The people who made the decisions which led them to this troubled state do not understand or accept that they are the reason hundreds are going to lose their jobs. “Paid actors” seems to be the big push back against criticism but no one knows how much these jobs pay or where to find one. I want to make some money for not buying crap!




Nightwatch was fine. Daywatch not so fine.

Tetris slaps. But that was the last time Russia added to human culture



The last time a Russian had a cultural achievement that impressed the world they had a tsar. There is nothing worthwhile coming out of Russia anymore.



Looks right up my alley. Thanks for the recommendation!


Flock is an underplayed cozy game with no combat. You are a bird and you find other birds, sometimes not birds, to join your flock and fly around. It’s completely chill and enjoys a really soft color palette (pink for sure but also purples, pale orange skies, blues, etc.)


Content Warning is easy to compare to Lethal Company. I want to say it’s better but your mileage may vary.


Also, everyone plays golf differently and someone will watch a pro take a swing and so try it themselves, only to fail awkwardly and in public. The lessons to be learned are misconstrued as golfing lessons when in fact it’s just an exciting story about how hard that kind of shot really is. Folks don’t seem to understand that a story isn’t giving directions but advice.

When there isn’t a need, there isn’t a reason. And egregious golf is gross.


“If a service needs to be online to play, it will eventually be offline at peak times”.


Damn, this video is garbage. Lots of yelling about smudging and “HOW COULD THEY?!” And then complains about how people aren’t implementing any effects like he says. And that part about “I told Epic Unreal 5.5 wasn’t ready!” Like he actually matters to Tim Sweeney.

Avoid the video. Nothing of substance or value is within.


Another way to see that 15% drop is hinted at in the article:

EA FC generates around $2 billion annually, Reuters reports, with around $800 million of that made up by Ultimate Team.

Loot boxes made EA $800M last year. It’s easy to see why EA and other publishers demand MTX in games. Can we amend “Don’t preorder” with “and ignore micro transactions”?


Right? That’s only one sunrise worth of playtime. Need to see the sun on the second day to know if it’s addictive.


Activision has prevented Game Pass from being seen as “not worth it” by many. It is helping Microsoft retain value.


Starship Troopers exists so any video game movie adaptation will be compared to it. Unless Paul Verhoven is directing, it is a big uphill battle to win any comparisons.

And it’s Sony, so, good luck? They can’t seem to understand what makes a movie interesting to want to watch. They can’t cut a good trailer but their actual ability to produce and execute movie production is just bad. They can’t make a comic book movie that isn’t produced by others.


Yeah, but his way to relax and get away from stress was to code. Organizing game jams is a whole other world of stress. The different level of stress is like that Mitchell Hedburg joke, “You’re a great chef! Can you farm?”


Fucking Pinkertons? That’s a company who can use a visit from Luigi.



I remember Dauntless before the Epic store. It was like Monster Hunter but stripped down to the same 3 moves you could chain together to attack a monster that had 3 different attacks. There was simply less of each aspect of Monster Hunter in Dauntless and no cooking. Now Dauntless has removed some more features, weapons, and damage types. I don’t rightly know what is left.


The “why” doesn’t matter as much as how judicial precedent works. One company doing this will open the gates for many companies to start using each other for missing their products or breeching conduct. Nintendo using the justice department as their own goon squad to hunt down individual people for perceived infractions is alarming.