And I pray that they spray what is spread over the… ghm… transformer.

Crazy drama queen.

But they have brains. That’s better.

Unfortunately that’s not going to help most people.

It will. Maybe some minority live in a crazy fascist regime where they are strictly network monitored, but most people can download demo versions without problems.

99% of the games have demos. Except for ones with denuvo or similar shit, but you shouldn’t play them anyway.

Reviews are the least important info. If you like the theme and screenshots/video looks nice enough to you, then download the demo and test it yourself. If it’s good then it is good, if it isn’t then no GOTY-awards would change that.

Most of the games have a demo version. You just need to look up in the right place.

Oh, I’m sure Nintendo will grant me plenty of possibilities to improve this joke until the excellence :)

At this point, after all nintendoing Nintendo did, people still give them money. And who is the crazy in this situation?

Making more is better than making less. Correct?

plague tale

I believe I have tried it. Until the first boss, where I was forced to run around him and try to dismantle his armour piece by piece with a sling and stones. Of course he caught me while having the last piece of armour on. Uninstalled and never even considered giving it a second chance.

The game has red-yellow-green health scale, not 0-100%. It would have taken too much effort to experiment while looking for the correct value.

Fiddling with the script engine can lead to unexpected results.

I am a programmer myself and have an overall understanding of what can happen unintentionally. I don’t see how adding a few medkits in the inventory could lead to the boss to jump over the puddles :)

And which game was it?

“Fear the spotlight.”