I enjoy low stakes gambling. I’ll walk into a casino with $20-40 bucks for gambling, buy a few drinks, and see what I can get. If I win enough to break even and pay for the drinks, I came out on top. I’ll throw 5 bucks down on a parlay during Football season once a month or so. Outside of that, I couldn’t imagine the stress of higher stakes. I do it for fun and maybe turning 5 bucks into 30.

The fact anyone has bought any of their products in the last 15 years is why they can keep doing this stupid shit. Stupid things for stupid people.

Except trans children. Don’t think of them. Apparently.