“I’m 39 and a single dad to three girls with special needs, but five years ago I quit my job and started pursuing my lifelong dream of being a game developer. This metroidvania styled RPG with roguelite elements is my dream come true. Here’s a short clip of the gameplay.”

Shitty 8-bit sprites jiggle on the screen

Reddit: OMG! I’m literally crying right now as I buy this. It’s so good!

That day you learned a very valuable lesson about permission and forgiveness.

I need to restart this game… Started it ages ago, got caught up in life, and now I’m pretty sure I won’t even remember what mission I’m on, lol.

I’ve tried two times to get into No Man’s Sky, because the concept is exactly something I would enjoy. Every single time I get stuck in the tutorial looking for some fucking broken ship on the other side of the planet and an inventory of random minerals.

Reader mode in Firefox fixed it.

The bitch of it is waiting for them to get back or spending $80 on a backup pair while you wait.

Just FYI, getting them repaired is 100% free. It was their part of a class action lawsuit. You make a report, print out the label, ship it and wait.

I think it’s brilliant. Good luck spoofing my 1,200 hours of Mario Kart and 1,000 hours of Splatoon scalpers!

Just give me Twisted metal with upgraded graphics, or Vigilante 8, either one. The same game, right modern connectivity.

Added to my list!

The blatant ads there were getting insane though. I love how you are sharing your well earned recognition, but many times on Reddit it was, “My daughter died of cancer three years ago and I quit my job and used coding as therapy, three years later, I have my parting gift inspired by her love of turtles ready to share with the world!”

Insert half-baked $5 game made in a few weeks

It was so obvious they were creating fictions to push shovelware.

Atomic Equestrian

I for one promise to never buy another Funko product. I never have, but I never will either.

Lots of VP raids these days and there was a kick-ass event for the one year anniversary where we got to play in Plane of Justice for a month with all kinds of fun loot. Raids are instances now, with open world raids still around as well. So there’s none of that P99 FTE sweat going on. Basically, if you raid, you’ll get gear. No bottle necks for epics anymore.

Most of us are ready for Velius, but having fun.

I stream and play Quarm exclusively. Best balance of nostalgia and community. <3

I stream a 25-year-old MMO, EverQuest, about 8 hours a week and lots of viewers just want to live vicariously through my moment remembering when they were doing it themselves without committing 500-1,000 hours to level a character.

I also watch other people play other class types of endgame content to do the same.

I’m not the most engaging streamer, but I enjoy answering questions to my 2-10 viewers. I also enjoy when another streamer answers my own questions.

I don’t understand watching streamers with 4,000 viewers spamming kewk emojis though.

Did the victors get to keep all the gear?!

Jesus, that’s a lot of people afraid of gay people.

I imagine they have a MASSIVE database of numbers that make calls in certain patterns. If a new number makes 10,000 calls that had been dormant, it gets flagged.

My circle is 94.6% perfect, can you beat that? https://neal.fun/perfect-circle/

My most recent experience with that was Manor Lords, the steep learning curve was one thing, the inability to mine some resources due to game breaking bugs though…

Basically a fancy version of Scorched Earth, with worms.

How long until a botnet exploits one of these root kits and puts millions of high-end GPUs to work for whatever. Or a troll just fries everyone’s hardware for the lawls.

Is it just me or is the tutorial broken on Steam Deck? I want to play the game, but I’m stuck trying to get through the tutorial…

Rookie. It should be in the header.

I think the fun is that every run is unique and trying out new combos and finding one that works is very rewarding.

Reference too new, handshake rejected.

I tried to play it on VR about 3 years ago and got stuck in the tutorial looking for an engine part on another part of the starting planet, I think the map was glitched. Did they fix that?

They’ll have nine months of Kunark, nine of Velious, same with Luclin, then about two years from now, PoP.

I just didn’t like the P99 stale endgame and first to engage mechanics for gear. Not to mention, if you started after 2019 you never got a chance to wake the Sleeper.

Weeks of stability and days of headaches, a complete OS wipe helped for a bit, but not fully fixed and I replaced my SSD.

Project Quarm just launched Kunark this month and will go all the way to Planes of Power! Single box only and very active development team!

Project 1999 is forever locked in Velious with no plans to ever launch a new server.

https://projectquarm.com/

So it may not be my SSD causing random crashes on my Raptor Lake??

Thanks for stepping up y’all, I’m too lazy to do it, but happy to be here!

After getting some help on Lemmy, I’m going to play some more Chrono Trigger, now that I’m not stuck.

I’m always just shocked at who takes off and becomes a ‘celebrity.’ I don’t understand algorithms, I suppose.

I was in the wrong era, lol. I had to go to 600AD and I was way over leveled. I’m currently on a mission called Tata and the frog after getting the broken matamuse

I think like 93 million bc, there’s a cave gorilla that’s basically two shotting all my characters. Or I can go to a festival present day where the princess doesn’t want to talk to her dad.

The thing is, I don’t know where I am, too far back, mobs two hit me, too far forward, no progress… Bleh

I swear I’m the only one that can’t figure this game out. I’ve given it a dozen tries and always get stuck not knowing how to progress.

“I did it! But she was 17! Get over it people. Gosh darn it.”

Who the fuck finds his streams entertaining.