Neon Giant. It’s literally the first two words of the first paragraph.

It’s Asterix & Obelix.

That was my experience with it back when I played it.

Just made me feel like I was constantly taking too long, even if I wasn’t, and it just wasn’t much fun.

Seems like a cool game just couldn’t get into it.

Oh, fuck yeah. Sly Cooper was the best!

Developers on suicide watch.

But lifted from They Live

Hang out with a bunch of cool dudes, do some diving, make some sushi.

Sounds pretty ideal.

GOOD NEWS, NOBODY!

Legend of Zelda: Totk and Dave the Diver.

I like single player exploration, apparently.