When you’ve still in alpha 2(ish) decades and a cool BILLION dollars later, I feel like even Kojima is looking at you like ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Those games are super underrated imo… Have a great “Dark Souls with guns” kinda vibe and so many secret outfits

Ok, so I’m confused here… I get why you would attribute the issues you were having to a faulty HDD - that much makes sense - but I’m kind of at a loss as to why you seem to think any of that would apply to OP making a phone into a ‘private cloud’ for himself?

Well, it isn’t like he hasn’t earned it at this point… How the fuck are you gonna spend the better part of a decade buying up a shit ton of studios - ostensibly to make you a competitive stable of console moving exclusives - to have almost all of them release what are arguably their worst games time and time again… So to compensate, they shutter studios who’ve just produced games almost universally lauded by critics and crowd alike, and then just say fuck it, we never even believed in exclusives to begin with, yet decided not to take a stand on it until… now for… reasons…? 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Underaquaia? Seaunderia? Drownica? Or, my personal favorite: “fuck ugly giant cthulu adjacent heart attack inducer 2”

I can only imagine the new PTB are already working feverishly to add mandatory for story progression, 30+ hour combined Seatruck and Snowfox segments, a minigun which mounts to the seaglide, and mats necessary for key endgame craftables which are conveniently available exclusively through loot boxes you can earn by sending individual dev team members your nudes or earn 15 a week absolutely free with your monthly Deep Dive Club subscription

Also, from orbit the planet looks completely covered by ocean, but once you land it’s like calf high at its highest… but there are still leviathans, for some reason. Because fuck you, that’s why.

Obviously I’m not OP, but I took them to mean content that might be considered superfluous or otherwise not as meaningful to the overarching narrative in and of itself

They literally had more varied sexual harassment practices than there are unique ‘mission’ activities in any given AC or FarCry game… I mean, I know it’s a French company, but c’mon…

Dude, I’m fucking AWFUL at parrying - to the point that it’s just a mechanic I simply don’t interact with at all - in Soulslikes (and I’m not great at dodging tbh either) and I’ve made it through the majority of the bosses in Elden Ring base (haven’t gotten the DLC), ALL of them in DS3, and I’m currently working through DS2. (Plus both the Star Wars Jedi Souls games completely solo, which are honestly just My First Dark Souls with a SW skin lol)

If at first you don’t succeed, roll a caster and summon people lol

But how does the pet companion take Polaroids without opposable thumbs?