Oh man, somewhere in Rural Australia a born again Karen is having a heart attack and screaming about all the kids this is sending to hell.

This mod maker’s next project will be showing how peaceful the Jan 6th riot was.

Followed closely by how grocery man was threatening the tank with a baguette in Tiananmen Square.

What a fucking cunt.

For now.

Play Myst, that game has so many ways to do this, and no wrong answers.

The idea of her being locked in her passed father’s tower laboratory by the evil step mother who doesn’t know the secrets of the tower, and the player discovers them to help the knight.

I’d early access that shit.

1. No shit. Always have.
2. Folks forget copies all the time.

On the plus side, it is a spectacular story and just masterpiece of a game, even for its age.

On the other, first Hollywood couldn’t get over the whole remaster and release to milk that cow, and videogames are all onboard the milk train.

Cause, new ideas are too expensive and it’s easier to repackage and upscale I suppose.

Still, feels exciting and disappointing at the same time.

For now.

Once it’s available, it’s a matter of time before Mike Johnson or some Florida man politician makes it illegal to see anything on your screen without the 850-Porn-Bud hotline calling to check on you.

While I don’t hate it as much as I’ve disliked some of the smaller assistants in the past, it’s still not as useful as basic assistant was in say 2017 before they killed the shopping list in favor of the grocery delivery app they ran for 6 months, or killed a number of integrations over the years.

While the Google Home scripting interface is great, there are no variables or saved states so you can’t do interesting Home Assistant level stuff with them.

Gemini still hallucinates so much I can’t call it reliable.

I have to listen to any of the LLM assistants with the same skepticism I use when watching a White House press conference cause a huge amount of what they say is just bullshit.