I used to play this game so much as a kid. That’s pretty fucking sweet, I might check it out

Yeah but it wasn’t as gamey, as, say, a game

which is what I thought I bought when I got it

Yeah I got through like 20 minutes of that game before I realized it was a light novel and this wasn’t some kind of annoyingly long and convoluted tutorial.

It’s like when I found out how Lance Armstrong cheated in those bike races by giving himself blood transfusions while he was racing.

I was like “yeah, but like… still pretty impressive” lol

The whole “season” system for games has always annoyed me.

I won’t be paying for this game on principle. I might not even play it.

Who cares what this jackass thinks? He’s a literal blithering idiot.

Hatless servers? What’s that?

Well hopefully it means more awesome Larian games though.

Divinity was amazing, literally downloading baldurs gate to play with the wife for valentines as we speak, so I love them.

But it probably won’t, it probably just means shitty magic crossovers and other horrible nonsense.

Well I’ll put the torch and pitchfork away for now then

Imma just be pissed if her tiddies ain’t triangles.

Some out of touch exec heard the term “micro transactions” and figured they could make money off of it is probably what happened.

NGL, I don’t play videogames that much and I’m getting older so I’m beginning to be out of the loop. I have never heard of Bowsette until just now.

I’m not sure if I’m pro or anti having a dommy mommy peach in the Mario world.

The kids love AMOGUS

Dude every company does this shit. The whole “announce something twice as bad as what you wanna do so you look good when you roll it back” schtick is as old as sliced bread. I do it to my wife all the time.

Sometimes the find out nobody really cares and they get to do the even worse thing. It’s a win win.

Yeah I did, but I didn’t know there were better options. I’m not what you’d call “tech savvy.”

I mean, I can get porn on my phone, but I haven’t quite figured out how to fuck this thing yet.

Nah Memmy ain’t that bad anymore though, I shouldn’t complain. But I’m a whiner at heart.

Fuck my life.

Well good because I’m using Memmy right now, and it fucking sucks.

But I do appreciate all the work the devs have been doing on it for free, and it’s leaps and bounds ahead of how bad it used to be.

Why was it so popular?

What is boost for lemmy?

Your purity is 19%

Moral Purity - 5% (1 of 20 points)

Sexual Purity - 7% (2 of 30 points)

Social Purity - 16% (3 of 19 points)

Legal Purity - 30% (6 of 20 points)

Spiritual purity - 64% (7 of 11 points)

I don’t understand how a bunch of sex questions had anything to do with spiritual purity. And it seems legal purity is mostly based on whether you got caught or not in this test.

Also, wtf morals are they talking about here? Which questions had to do with morality specifically? Like… the incest one and the bestiality one? Unless your to assume a lot of these questions are meant to be taken as “without consent” and I just missed that part.