We didn’t know how good we had it.

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…and still isn’t worth a cock in cold water.

This is the way.

Company leadership anywhere these days make me sick with the way they try to spin AI like it’s the second fucking coming of Christ when their true intentions are far more insidious.

True. Battle Royale killed the arena shooter genre.

Sweeney’s customers are the shareholders. Not the gamers.

A man of culture, I see.

Nobody wants to give their computer AIDS for a free game.

My Steam backlog is 600+ games deep so I don’t have to swim in that Epic shit. Sweeney can suck a nut.

Unreal Tournament 2004 was a spectacular arena shooter back in the day before Battle Royale and MOBAs completely took over. Aged like fine wine too.

Yeah, I’m old.

Bingo! Valve is one hell of a monopoly, but they don’t totally fuck their customers. Sweeney has to answer to his shareholders. Those are the real customers; not you and me.

I’ve had good luck with 1DM+ although I’m not sure if it’s open source or not.

So are they requiring ADB installations or what?

Pfft…Like y’all don’t know what to do with GTA VI.

Well, be careful not to get any in your hair.

Pokemon Red got me through a year of boring ass 9th grade early morning study hall on my Gameboy Pocket.

With that being said, it’s hilarious to me that someone else took the “pocket monster” formula and built it into something bigger and better than Game Freak or Nintendo could ever develop.

Nintendo is clearly upset about Palworld, but fuck 'em. They had over two and a half decades to improve the formula and now the best thing they can do is half-assed, low effort cash grabs; Gameplay with the depth of a teaspoon and the visuals of a smeared turd.

Try harder, Nintendo.

My wife and I beat Unravel Two.

That was a fun little game.

Ah, the elusive “C o u r a g e” port.

Pirates keep many things alive. 🏴‍☠️🦜