8bitdo USB controller was plug and play for me

I picked it up and thought “this is so stupid,” right before spending many hours playing it.

At first I just saw the thumbnail and thought they were rebooting Big Bad Beetleborgs

The old point-n-click flash game Johnny Rocketfingers had a bunch. There was a part where you had to find a way out of a jail cell or something, and if you used the hand tool on a crack in the wall, your character just says “feels cracktacular.”

Oh, and there was the old original You Don’t Know Jack game where if you told the host “fuck you” or something similar in the answer box, they’d just lose patience with you and exit the game for you.

Yeah, I’m sure Trump’s FTC will be on guard for any shadiness here

In remembrance, I will wiggle each of my boobs independently and in defiance of realistic physics

Metal Gear Solid 2 and 3 (and go back and play 1 first, if you haven’t).

Only other thing that comes to mind is FFX. Just try to resist min/maxing too much. Very unsatisfying to spend tons of hours grinding your characters into unstoppable gods and then go one-shot the final boss.

Step 1: AI

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit!

I was mainly thinking of the NES days. “I feel asleep!” “I am Error.” “Someone set up us the bomb.” “A winner is you!”

I guess gone are the days when we laughed at bad localization and enjoyed the game anyway.

Picking up Rogue Legacy 2 at half off. I really enjoyed the first one