G*mers admit Lord Gaben made a mistake challenge IMPOSSIBLE DIFFICULTY NOT CLICKBAIT!!! GONE SEXUAL!! 😱😱

I’d rather not catch the G*mer

Typical G*mer troglodyte.

Been fed for shit for so long you have a fetish for it.

DRM isn’t enforced right?

Good job completely ignoring what I said about Valve paying publishers to use them as DRM to forced a install base. That’s a good little lamb you are.

MORE consumer friendly

It is literally the bare minimum they are required, something they spent years arguing against. And you say I’m making poorly researched takes.

I know it’s hard to come to terms with how you’ve been treated like a fool. But don’t worry, one of these days you’ll see the light.

Aww dude.

Good job ignoring Steam’s monopolistic anti consumer practices that caused their dominance.

Good job ignoring Steam’s multiple instances of willingly selling shit because they get paid either way.

Good job ignoring Steam had to be forced to give refunds by the EU.

You’re a good little sheep aren’t you.

Aww dude.

Steam was plagued with asset flips for years and refused to do anything about it. Repeatedly saying it was a Unity issue.

Then there’s the slop of shitty “simulator” games

Digital Homicide

Bad Rats

Have we seriously forgotten about Day One: Gary’s Incident

Steam dominates the market because it paid publishers to use them as DRM for physical releases.

Steam already sells enough slop without AI.

But you know for sure the moment Gaben sees all the money from AI games, that shit will be pushed to the max.

Because Gaben is a libertarian fuckwit.

Fuck his greedy ass. And fuck G*mers defending his monopoly.

LordGabn has to buy Aston Martin’s so how.

Hey that’s not fair.

Gabe is also spending all that money on Aston Martins Valkyries to race around the world.

Yeah but this one has my favourite monopoly’s logo on it.

Then saying Sony has nothing to do with the Nintendo stuff. Is to put it lightly. FUCKING BULLSHIT.

G*mers are fucking troglodytes.

My brother is Christ.

They literally worked together to create a company to handle the IP.

Calling Sony a bunch of bastards here.

While calling Palworld an indy game despite the Sony connection.

Seeing G*mers attitudes change on Sony between this and Palworld. Is a tonal whiplash to say the least.

Steam.

Owned by Valve.

Published CS:GO.

Home to the most deprived gambling economy, that set the blueprint for others to follow.

Fuck Valve.

Yeah. Sony are a bunch of bastards.

And it’s a problem that will hit the smaller dev studios harder.

As they are the ones fighting for attention. Especially on the monopolised PC marketplace.

To me Disco Elysium was the next example of the “Art Game”.

The game people bring up when discussing Game as Art, without actually explaining what makes it art.

“which games”

The multitude of incest games that litter Steam’s new releases?

The ICO trilogy

After People insisted that Sony backed Palworld was an indy. I knew the term had lost all meaning.

It’s simple

Game I like = Indy

Game I don’t like = soulless committee designed AAA trash

G*mers: “that’s not going to stop me. I can’t read”

G*mers and GabeN throwing a shit fit right now.

GabeN going to buy more Aston Martins to crash.

That’s why I don’t put the /s there. Always draws out the Stockholmed masses.

I was being sarcastic.

Valve are monopolistic, popularised micro transactions, directly profit from loot boxes and gambling.

If gamers weren’t so brainwashed and Stockholmed syndromed they would realise that.

Yeah, but counter point.

It’s got Steam branding.

Another win for the good guys.

there’s a reason Steam is number 1

Monopoly, and Stockholmed G*mers

As if it wasn’t already.

PC G*mers aren’t known for being with the times.

You are aware there were other digital distribution platforms that Steam put out of business, by those practices.

Hell. They made publishers release physical disc copies of PC games, only for forced Steam integration, locking the on disc content behind a wall.

The first game got heat for no other reason than it was an Epic exclusive. Pissy pants gamers were upset it wasn’t on their monopoly.

Yes. The libertarian monopolist will save gaming.

Are lemmites going to realise that they aren’t the majority and that there’s a whole world of different people out there.

Looks at comments

I guess not.

Of course Steam would allow this.

Notorious libertarian Lord Gaben has no issue taking fascist money.

Threatening Steam’s monopoly. And the unwashed Stockholmed masses hate that.

no modding allowed

Normally Bethesda relies on mods to make their games playable. So this is a big change

Or any game company. This has been the norm for decades, probably since the first piece of software was sold.