There was something so magical about the shareware version of this. I remember spending a bunch of time just on the little brick breaker mini game.

This looks amazing, thanks.

EarthBound?

Had Balatro only gotten to him sooner, all of this could’ve been avoided.

This guy maths.

Not the same genre, but have you tried BeamNG? That tech should be in every game with cars.

VTOL kiiiinda fits, maybe?

NFL 2K5 gameplay in a newer football game

Magicka 2 combat in some 3rd/1st person action RPG

I only ever had the Shareware version with a few fighters, but played it so much.

Nude mode. We’re all grown ups here.

Fuck it. $199.98.

$299.99 feels like it should be the ceiling for a console.

WHY YOU LITTLE…

“We’ve finally decided to listen to fans. We’re releasing a new Splinter Cell…animated show!”

I still remember the pissed-off memes, novel-long outrage threads, etc.!

Uh-oh! Wait, you already said that.

Ruh-roh!

Exactly. How tf do you propose to get it if you digest him? You’ve hit on the crux of the issue here.

Well, I bought Half-Life and OG You Don’t Know Jack on discs at Target, then had to return them because HL didn’t run and YDKJ was “too worldly.” So.

The downvotes seem to agree with you…?

What if he really wanted to make it up to you? Is there anything he could do to apologize?

Sometimes I think about how LOATHED Steam was when it launched. That was probably valid even. Still, it feels worth noting that Valve is maybe THE only company from my childhood that feels like it largely stayed true to its spirit, or whatever.

We have “Margot Robbie” and “Nicole!”

And the CEO. And the mods.

Using that site always made me feel more deep shame than any porn site.

minecraft minesweeper

FTFY.

The end-game lasts about 30 seconds after boot.

“Oooh, pretty sky. Ooh, wavy plants. Ooh, god rays. Alt+F4.”

Nothing precludes you from doing both tbh

First game, the missions as you’re getting to know Bonnie and helping her out around her ranch. It just felt like so many old Western movies and country songs. I wanted them to find a way to be together. :(

Did you try Battlefield V? It got a lot of hate, but I enjoyed it.

I didn’t realize it was The Finals people. That alone sells me. What a shockingly fun free game.

“Dead” it is, I guess.

(Okay, maybe not protagonist, necessarily…)

None of those would be potatoes.

“EA purchased by Jared Kushner and the Saudis” reads like a parody video game article from a few years back. Wild. What an EA thing to do. I can’t wait to see what their next, new low is! Can’t wait for MAGA NFL Football 2026.

I wish for another football game with the gameplay of 2K5 and I wish other games tried a system like Magicka 2.

I kinda love PS5, but even still, I agree with the sentiment. Haptic feedback in all PC controllers, pleeeease?

At this price, I can not own two!

We can’t all be Randy Pitchford. I bet it runs so well for him. :(

They’re not premium gamers. It’s about what’s inside your soul, not the kind of PC you have.

Like someone else mentioned, Schedule I could work (and is really fun). GTA or any other clone, maybe? That old Drug Wars game for Texas Instruments calculators.